Merry Christmas! Glædelig jul!
That’s me, Christmas 1980. I got a little bike for my doll and also an ace jigsaw, if I remember correctly.
This year I hope to find some wool and a few books under the tree. Mostly I hope to have a very peaceful and relaxing Yuletide with my loved ones. I hope the same for you (bar the wool unless you’re a knitter).
And the new stars will go straight into a certain little box.
Danes love doing these paper stars for Christmas. You can find a tutorial on how to fold the stars here. I will doing some Danish woven Christmas hearts later this month as well.
Thank-you for your well-wishes. My left arm is not doing well and I’m thinking of getting it X-rayed if it continues being this painful. And thank you to David who helped typing the last entry (and who has hovered over me tonight).
Today is the 21st of November 2008. I am one gift away from having completed my Christmas shopping. I know it’s completely and utterly disgusting and I apologise profusely.
If you do not know what to get people, here’s a little list of helpful tips:
- Animatronic dinosaurs will please most boys, no matter what age. Some girls might also appreciate the thought but make sure you check with said girl’s friends and family first. It would be epic fail if said girl had really wanted bling and you got her a Triceratops instead.
- Etsy rocks, full stop. It is particularly useful if you had promised Auntie Petunia a nice handknitted scarf and you didn’t get ’round to it. Although if you find a scarf which will set you back $112, you might want to get out your own knitting needles, you lazy sod.
- Awesome handpainted shoes would go down very well with some girls (read: me). Of course I do own one handpainted sneaker and am eagerly awaiting the other (spring 2010?). And then I’d like me some totally amazing handpainted shoes I cannot wear because I have wonky feet.
- I would avoid Lush if I were you, but I think I’m the only human being alive who’s not susceptible to being covered in glitter and smelling like blue skies and fluffy white clouds. Wtf?! Wtf, I ask you. But if you are not buying for me, the company does giftboxes which most panicky boyfriends/sons/brothers will purchase in late December. Also, what’s with the Lush staff? They are scarily friendly. Time to pick up that cult assessment questionnaire again.
- Amazon wishlists are really helpful. Unless you haven’t updated them since early 2003 when you thought adding that album by The Darkness was really appropriate and hadn’t considered how this would make you a bit of laughing stock a few years later. Or that desperate and distant relatives would uncover your wishlist and think you’d actually really, really, really like that album.. in 2008. Not that I know anyone who’d be that careless.
- Finally, both Wists and Kaboodle are great tools if you are the sort who go “ooh, wouldn’t mind that..” and then promptly forget what thing you wanted. They are also very useful if you happen to have a parental unit who starts asking for your Christmas wishlist in August. I think one of my goals of 2009 shall be to actually use these tools so I don’t end up stuttering that I’d like some tea towels (which I once did).
But hang on, it’s not Christmas yet. US citizens get to have Thanksgiving first! Everybody’s favourite Hail Mary, Sarah Palin, went to pardon a turkey and then had a little chat with journalists. Squeamish people who are adverse to a) blood, b) dead birds or c) political ineptitude might not want to watch this video. Best captions evah, I tell you. (via)