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I was looking for some gift ideas when I found the Adopt A Polar Bear Gift Pack:

The Adopt A Polar Bear is the perfect gift for those who have always wanted a pet polar bear, but are scared of getting mauled to death

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What a fantastic feeling to know that you have done a little bit toward making our world a better place and making sure the Polar Bears get there cappucino and Jaffa Cake rations (orΒ whatever it isΒ they spend the money on).