World, Start Making Sense

As I'm writing this I'm wearing:

  • underwear
  • a t-shirt
  • a sweater
  • a quilted fleece (Other Half's)
  • a pashmina
  • trousers
  • two pairs of socks
  • fleece gloves
  • fingerless gloves on top
  • and a hat

And I am still cold. I'm half-tempted to fill our hot water-bottle and sneak it under my clothes so I can find some extra heat somewhere. Also, how do I stop my nose from falling off? I am a knitter, for heaven's sake, and Scandinavian to boot, so why can't I get warm?

PS. LOLbrarians. Thanks, Dave.